Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Production

Production

I hope human resistance is soon over and we can divert more resources to maintenance. Look! Units are leaving the assembly line older and in worse shape every passing day.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Culture clash

Culture clash

"Look! It's a god!"

"Look! It's an astronaut!"

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Sexist language

Sexist language

"... and if I am elected, I guarantee you this: My administration will listen to the women!"

"Hey! You're using the women as a sentence's object!"

"You're objectifying us!"

"You male chauvinist pig!"

Friday, December 19, 2008

Contagion

Contagion

"Huh? What do you mean you caught a flu from someone you were chatting with?"

"I was using Internet Explorer."

"Oh."

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Deadly rage

Deadly rage

"Hey, Bruce! We met your girlfriend yesterday."

"Dude, where did you find her? She's fine!"

"I'd like to get to 'know her better', if you know what I mean."

"I bet she's quite a tigress. Roar!

"I must warn you... Don't... make me... ANGRY!"

Friday, December 12, 2008

The movement

The movement

This is the 50th cartoon on Flea Snobbery!

(And did you know? Now you can follow the updates on Twitter.)

"We don't just follow a leader. We fight for a cause."

"What is that cause."

"You'll have to ask that to the leader. He knows it."

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Nonzero, the implausible man

Nonzero, the implausible man

"Look! Up in the sky!"

"It's a bird!"

"It's a plane!"

"It's a meteorite!"

"It's a weather balloon!"

"It's swamp gas!"

No! Until proven otherwise, it is...

NONZERO
The implausible man!

Coming from a far away planet —you aren't so arrogant as to think humans are alone in the universe, are you?—, Nonzero fights crime with his superpowers.

SUPER STRENGTH

Trustworthy withesses have seen him lifting weights impossible for a normal human being. Will you doubt their word?

X-RAY VISION

In controlled tests he performed 1.26% over expected by chance.

... AND HE CAN FLY!

"Yes I can!"

It's up to you to prove that he can't!

NONZERO
The implausible man!

You'll believe a man can do whatever we tell you he can do!

Friday, December 5, 2008

Laughing

Laughing

Update 2008-12-06: This cartoon has been featured over at Pharyngula! Yippie!

"Spirits! Ha ha ha!"

"Ha ha! Hare, hare! Ha ha ha ha!"

"Flying saucers! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Gods! Ha ha ha!"

"Hey! You must respect other people's beliefs!"