Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
"Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy Name..."
"Thank you, Lord, for reminding us that you don't forsake us..."
"The visual recognition module needs some tweaking."
"Impossible. The project has already run over budget."
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
"Doctor, is it true that your therapy totally eliminates stress?"
"Oh, yes! I used to be constantly stressed because time and money were never enough. But ever since I created this therapy, I live very well seeing only three patients a day. It has worked wonderfully for me!"
Friday, June 19, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
"That's right. We were trying to genetically engineer a Homo mathematicus, a human being with an intuitive grasp of chance and probabilities. But some people said that we were doing something immoral and had us shut down."
"Religious groups? Human rights organizations?"
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
It happens that the chronopod is a very dangerous technology.
"In this new attempt to use the chronopod in defense of the values of the faith, the mistakes of those who came before us will not be repeated. We will do what should have been done in the first place. We'll bring too our time the most important person to have ever lived!"
"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, but store up for yourselves treasures in heaven.
"Go, sell everything you have and give it to the poor, and you will have a treasure in heaven."
"Father, forgive them, they don't know what they're doing."
Friday, June 5, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
"So, you want to research psychic phenomena?"
"Yes! They are very enigmatic and I think we need to know more about them."
"That's fine. Our institution will sponsor your project."
"Well, professor? What has your team found so far?"
"We have confirmed beyond any doubt that psychic phenomena are indeed very enigmatic and we need to know more about them."
"Amazing! We have to publish these findings at once!"