Friday, October 29, 2010
"The uranium atom inflates more and more as neutron after neutron enter it, until the point is reached when it goes pop. Neutros spread in every direction like buckshot and kill everyone in range."
"Are you sure? I saw a documentary short ago where a scientist explained..."
"A scientist? Why would you listen to those people? They invented the atom bomb!"
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Dedicated to all the bleach connoisseurs in the world. Cheers!
"We need your help. Apologists for alternative medicine are damaging our obscene profit margins."
"Don't worry. After our next press release, the problem will solve itself."
"Health authorities warn that smoking dynamite has no therapeutic effects and can be dangerous."
"Oh, yeah? We'll show them!"
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
"What's the matter down there? We're freezing here!"
"The last shipment of damned souls has a low content of sin and doesn't burn well. Tell the boss to be less strict about all that 'leading not into temptation' business."