Tuesday, November 29, 2011
"We are gathered here today to pay homage to Walter Maccaroni in remembrance of his valorous actions. In a gesture of supreme altruism and self-sacrifice, Maccaroni chose to confront the ghost of the murdered girl rather than endanger the lives of ten of his contacts."
Friday, November 25, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
"This test decides whether you get your degree. You have come prepared, I expect."
"For a long time I looked for someone who could pass the final exam of the alternative medicine career. No one gave me hope. But, when I was about to give up, along came Felix! I was amazed by his knowledge of the topic. He's just what I was trying to find!"
"You have passed!"
Friday, November 11, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
"Yes, I realize I have offended Catholics with my painting Our Lady of the Winds. I apologize and vow to mend my ways. Consequently, I will make amends for this serious trespass in the way the Holy Church has taught me to. I'll take this to another diocese and put it on display there."
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Do you own a hamster? They're cute, aren't they? What pet shop attendants won't tell you, however, is that no scientific study has shown that your hamster will never become...
A HALF-TON MONSTER THIRSTY FOR THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN
"Oh my God... I had never thought of that!"
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"My family is safe and so I am! I'm a good parent now thanks to Qlospin5000."