Friday, May 29, 2015

The prophet

The prophet

"You think you're so brave and edgy, don't you? But you'd never dare to say those things about Muham—"

SWISH

"Mu— Muham—"

"I'm sick of that."

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Multinational

Multinational

"We will no longer use unethical means to market genetically modified organisms."

"Yay!"

"That's what we wanted!"

"Now we will use unethical means to market perfectly natural products."

"Yes!"

"Hooray!"

Friday, May 22, 2015

Architecture

Architecture

"You weren't expecting a thoroughly faithful adaptation, were you? It's a different medium and deviations from the source material are inevitable."

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Traditional medicine

Traditional medicine

"The herbal remedies you gave me have no effect on my condition."

"This is a case of microorganisms disrespectful of ancestral traditions."

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Prisoner

Prisoner

"They locked me up because of my ideas!"

"Which ideas?"

"I had the idea of digging a tunnel to a bank's vault and emptying the safe deposit boxes."

Friday, May 8, 2015

Mugger

Mugger

"Stop right there!"

"Look. It's one of those authoritarian types who won't let you choose freely between your money and your life."

"They're so nosy and meddlesome."

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Definition of marriage

Definition of marriage

"If two people of the same gender get married, who is a property of whom? You didn't think about that, did you?"

Friday, May 1, 2015

Violence

Violence

"You're so violent! No wonder people beat you."