Friday, January 29, 2016

A.I.

A.I.

"We created this computer that reproduces the thought processes of a human being."

IF many people believe it THEN it is true

IF you did nothing wrong THEN you have nothing to fear

IF you want to be safe THEN do not wear those clothes

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Announcement

Announcement

"Look! Look! Look at what I wrote! See how insightful I am! Hey! Come over! LOOK!"

THEY WANT TO GET ATTENTION

Friday, January 22, 2016

Simplistic

Simplistic

"Why are people always giving simplistic explanations to everything?"

"Because people are stupid."

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Animals

Animals

ANIMALS ARE NOT PEOPLE. DON'T ANTHROPOMORPHIZE THEM.

Friday, January 15, 2016

Embarrassment

Embarrassment

"Unemployment rose by twenty percent under the administration of the Striped Party."

"It's an embarrassment that we have this government!"

"Unemployment rose by twenty percent under the administration of the Checkered Party."

"It's an embarrassment that so many refuse to work!"

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Those were the times

Those were the times

"Do you remember when you could say apostates, blasphemers and sodomites were bound for Hell, and no one would bat an eye?"

"Those were the times! Everyone is hypersensitive now. They'll throw a fit if you just open your mouth."

"A war, that's what they need."